Wednesday, September 30, 2009

What Could be Better?

Does it get better than automatic hand sanitizer dispensers distributed all over campus?
YES....when the sanitizer comes out as foam and smells like Bath and Body Works' Country Apple!!!

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Why I Need to Work at Google!

This is how life is for people who work at Google.
They slide from one level to the next.
Massage anytime you want:
Tech support when your computer goes on the fritz. Snacks and drinks for free while you wait.
Chatty booths so you can attend to personal business:
BOATS to sit in and white boards that line the whole wall. I love, love white boards.
A library to sit and sip beverages in:
An aquarium room with massage chairs to relax in:

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Woe is Me

Look what I did today running out to my car on the way to church:

Just a sprain, but lots of pain.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Poor Dave

I am currently taking an anatomy course. I bought a textbook for said anatomy course. The textbook was previously owned by:
Dave V. whoever he is.

Dave V. was kind enough to read my book and copiously highlight everything of importance.

Sometimes, almost whole sections are highlighted, because Dave is just that way.

Until this page. On page 200, Dave stopped highlighting.
In the very middle of the page, in the middle of the sentence, Dave just stopped.
And for the rest of the book, Dave ceases to make his appearance.
And I feel so lonely and lost, because Dave told me what to study.

It makes me wonder if something horrible happened. I know he wasn't shot because there is no blood splatter.
But I don't know anything else. Was he tragically killed? Did he just drop the class? Did he naturally drop dead? I am quite curious...

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

My New Addiction

I am a poor, starving, poor, poor college student. I cannot afford even the fastest of foods. But then I found this puppy:

For a whopping 95 cents (including tax) I can have enough ice cream and cookies to feed a small country. Maybe a couple small countries if everyone shared politely.

Thank you Macey's for making my dreams come true.